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am i the only person who hadn't seen this new... →

pinwheeling: speaking of hookers, how’s karen?

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Now singing dramatically to “Butterfly” by Mariah just like every person who has ever heard this song.

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No offensive Mariah, but I spend all of “Heartbreaker” waiting for Jay-Z’s verse.

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blahblahologist: animalstalkinginallcaps: ATIAC will return on Saturday, December 31st because I’ve been sick for six days straight and all I want to do is sleep forever. I quit smoking day before yesterday, so the veins in my neck may or may not be prominently featured in this video and I may or may not have said “fuck you” to a can of soup earlier. (They are prominently featured, I...

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pinwheeling asked: someone at sbux told me that i "looked like a caramel macchiato kind of girl" and i was E X C U S E M E

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#do you guys have the one person who follows you and who you follow #but you’re not sure why they follow you because they’re such a quality blog and you’re NOT #and you never talk or anything #but sometimes they’ll like one of your posts and you’re like I HAVE PLEASED HER/HIM This is probably how everyone feels about me, nbd, guys. U R WELCOME.

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